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#  -*- coding: utf-8 -*-
#  aurora plugin
#  vartalap_plugin.py
#  coded by kf (kforkingfisher@gmail/nimbuzz.com)
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def handler_bot_(type, source, parameters):
       replies = [u'kya hua bol', u'haa bol', u'tb se bot-bot kare ja rha khajur :-@', u'bol be kya hua', u'mujhe pareshan na kar :@', u'abe o ,paka mat :@', u'q dimag ki maa behan kr rha hai :@', u'mera naam mat le ,apne muh se >D', u'bar-bar q tang kr rha be mjhe :(']
       balas = random.choice(replies)
       if type == 'public':
               if source[1]:
                       reply(type, source, balas)
       elif type == 'private':
               reply(type, source, balas)

def handler_hi_(type, source, parameters):
        replies = [u'Hi :-):-)', u'Hello :-):-)', u'Hello how are you  :D', u'Hello aap aagaye :D:P', u'Hi kaise hai aap :):$', u'hii janemann :-#', u'hi dost :) kese ho', u'hey ,how are you :)']
        balas = random.choice(replies)
        if type == 'public':
                if source[1]:
                        reply(type, source, balas)
        elif type == 'private':
                reply(type, source, balas)

def handler_salam_(type, source, parameters):
        replies = [u':-) WALAIKUM ASsalam:)', u'walaikumsalam :-):-)', u'wa\' alaikumsalam :)(f)', u'wa\' alaikumsalam :-)(f)', u'ws :) (f)']
        balas = random.choice(replies)
        if type == 'public':
                if source[1]:
                        reply(type, source, balas)
        elif type == 'private':
                reply(type, source, balas)

def handler_leaving_(type, source, parameters):
        replies = [u'Nai :( mat jao na please :-):-D:-P ', u'fir milenge chalte-chalte ;):-P', u'see you next :P bye', u'we will miss you :(:P', u'kaha jaa rhe ho janu:(ruko na ', u'chal be nikal ,patli gali se >D', u'chal futt le :-D :-P', u'jaldi aana :( baby ', u'jaldi jao aur jaldi aao :$', u'koi line nei de rha to bhag rha :-D', u' jaldi jaa ,hum log maje karenge :-D']
        balas = random.choice(replies)
        if type == 'public':
                if source[1]:
                        reply(type, source, balas)
        elif type == 'private':
                reply(type, source, balas)

def handler_thanks_(type, source, parameters):
       replies = [u'My pleasure :):)', u'Mpz :-):-D', u'mera saubhagya :-D', u'no mention ji :-P', u'(f) :-)']
       balas = random.choice(replies)
       if type == 'public':
               if source[1]:
                       reply(type, source, balas)
       elif type == 'private':
               reply(type, source, balas)

def handler_gali_(type, source, parameters):
       replies = [u' mere room me gali nahi :@ ', u':@ room me gali na do nhi to kick kar dungi :@ :@ ', u'gali dega to ban hoga :@', u'gali mat de :-@', u'gali me PHD kiya hai kya be :-@']
       balas = random.choice(replies)
       if type == 'public':
               if source[1]:
                       reply(type, source, balas)
       elif type == 'private':
               reply(type, source, balas)


def handler_fine_(type, source, parameters):
       replies = [u'I am also fine :d :p ', u' main b aacha hu :d :p ', u' me b ek dum takatak ;)', u' me b jhakkas hu :-P']
       balas = random.choice(replies)
       if type == 'public':
               if source[1]:
                       reply(type, source, balas)
       elif type == 'private':
               reply(type, source, balas)


def handler_chup_(type, source, parameters):
       replies = [u'main ho gaya chup :|:|:|aap b chup ho jao:p ', u'chup nhi hua to kya karoge :|:| ', u'q chup hou be :-#tu chup ho', u'nei ho rha chup :|jaa jo krna hai krle:-#', u'q chup kara rahe :(', u'nei chup hota jaa :-@', u'q hou chup ,nei hota jaa :-D']
       balas = random.choice(replies)
       if type == 'public':
               if source[1]:
                       reply(type, source, balas)
       elif type == 'private':
               reply(type, source, balas)

def handler_gana_(type, source, parameters):
       replies = [u'\nRaat Ko Aaunga Main Tujhe Le Jaaunga Mai \nFilm Dikhaunga Mein Sair Karaunga Main \nChori Se Aana, Chupke Se Jaana Acchi Nahi Hai Dillagi \nMujhse Shaadi Karogi:$', u'tu jahan jahan chalega \nmera saaya saath hoga', u'rahon me unse mulakaat hogayi \njisse darte the wahi baat ho gayi', u'me tenu samjhawan ki \nna tere baju lagda ji \n tu ki jane pyar me \n me kara intejaar tera :p', u'tu jo nahi hai to \nkuch b nahi hai \nye mana ki mehfil jawan hai haseen hai', u'aye kaash kahin aisa hota \nk do dil hote seene me \nek toot b jata ishq me to \n takleef na hoti jeene me']
       balas = random.choice(replies)
       if type == 'public':
               if source[1]:
                       reply(type, source, balas)
       elif type == 'private':
               reply(type, source, balas)


def handler_help_(type, source, parameters):
       replies = [u'i can reply to these words :- ac,music,lights,fact,song,maker,joke,english,kf,help,shayari,sher']
       balas = random.choice(replies)
       if type == 'public':
               if source[1]:
                       reply(type, source, balas)
       elif type == 'private':
               reply(type, source, balas)


def handler_ac_(type, source, parameters):
        if not parameters:
                reply(type, source, u'AC ON/OFF')
        if parameters:
                if parameters=='on':
                        msg(source[1],u'Activating K-AC™...')
			time.sleep(10.0)
                        msg(source[1],u'k-AC™ Activated \nenjoy supercool Environment')
                elif parameters=='off':
                        msg(source[1],u'De-Activating K-AC™...')
			time.sleep(10.0)
                        msg(source[1],u'K-AC™ De-Activated')
                else:
                        reply(type,source,u'contact engineer !!!')


def handler_music_(type, source, parameters):
        if not parameters:
                reply(type, source, u'MUSIC ON/OFF')
        if parameters:
                if parameters=='on':
                        msg(source[1],u'Activating K-blaster™...')
			time.sleep(10.0)
                        msg(source[1],u'K-blaster™ Activated \nEnjoy 18,000 watt Woofers with Dolby™ Digital sound')
                elif parameters=='off':
                        msg(source[1],u'De-Activating K-blaster™...')
			time.sleep(10.0)
                        msg(source[1],u'K-blaster™ De-Activated')
                else:
                        reply(type,source,u'contact engineer !!!')


def handler_dance_(type, source, parameters):
       replies = [u'\n\:-D/ \n<:-D/ \n\:-P> \n\;-)> \n<:-D> \nkaisa laga mera chamiya dance?:-D', u'\n\:-P> \n\:-D/ \n\:-P> \n<:-D/ \n<:-D> \nmunni badnam hui ,darling tere liye..:$']
       balas = random.choice(replies)
       if type == 'public':
               if source[1]:
                       reply(type, source, balas)
       elif type == 'private':
               reply(type, source, balas)


def handler_lights_(type, source, parameters):
        if not parameters:
                reply(type, source, u'LIGHTS ON/OFF')
        if parameters:
                if parameters=='on':
                        msg(source[1],u'LIGHTS ON')
                elif parameters=='off':
                        msg(source[1],u'LIGHTS OFF')
                else:
                        msg(source[1],u'contact engineer !!!')



register_command_handler(handler_bot_, 'bot', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_leaving_, 'brb', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_leaving_, 'bye', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_leaving_, 'byee', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_leaving_, 'tc', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_leaving_, 'gn', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_leaving_, 'gn8', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_leaving_, 'g98', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_leaving_, 'sd', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_leaving_, 'ah', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_leaving_, 'cya', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_hi_, 'hi', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_hi_, 'hii', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_hi_, 'hii1', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_hi_, 'hello', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_hi_, 'helo', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_hi_, 'halo', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_hi_, 'hey', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_hi_, 'heya', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_hi_, 'hiya', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_salam_, 'salam', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_salam_, 'salaam', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_salam_, 'assalaam', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_salam_, 'asalaam', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_salam_, 'asalam', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_salam_, 'assalam', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_salam_, 'assalaamwalaekum', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_salam_, 'asalaamwalaekum', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_salam_, 'assalaamwalaikum', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_salam_, 'asalaamwalaikum', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_thanks_, 'thanx', ['new'], 0,'', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_thanks_, 'thx', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_thanks_, 'thanks', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_thanks_, 'ty', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_thanks_, 'tx', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_thanks_, 'tq', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_gali_, 'madarchod', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_gali_, 'kutiya', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_gali_, 'gandu', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_gali_, 'gaandu', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_gali_, 'chutiya', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_gali_, 'chutiye', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_gali_, 'chootiya', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_gali_, 'chootiye', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_gali_, 'randi', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_gali_, 'raand', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_gali_, 'rand', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_gali_, 'bhosda', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_gali_, 'bhosdi', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_gali_, 'gand', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_gali_, 'gaand', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_gali_, 'chut', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_gali_, 'choot', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_gali_, 'sali', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_gali_, 'behanchod', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_gali_, 'land', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_gali_, 'lund', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_gali_, 'lauda', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_gali_, 'laude', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_gali_, 'loda', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_gali_, 'lode', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_gali_, 'chinal', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_gali_, 'harami', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_gali_, 'chodu', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_gali_, 'fudu', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_gali_, 'fudi', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_gali_, 'fuddu', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_gali_, 'fuddi', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_gali_, 'fuck', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_gali_, 'fuckoff', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_gali_, 'asshole', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_gali_, 'fucker', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_gali_, 'pussy', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_gali_, 'boobs', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_gali_, 'gay', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_gali_, 'motherfuckker', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_gali_, 'dick', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_gali_, 'penis', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_gali_, 'penis', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_gali_, 'vegina', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_gali_, 'clitoris', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_gali_, 'moron', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_gali_, 'hore', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_fine_, '59', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_fine_, 'f9', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_fine_, 'fine', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_fine_, 'fn', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_fine_, '5n', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_fine_, 'good', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_fine_, 'gud', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_fine_, 'mast', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_fine_, 'good', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_fine_, 'gud', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_fine_, 'mast', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_fine_, 'howdy', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_chup_, 'chup', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_gana_, 'song', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_gana_, 'gana', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_gana_, 'gaana', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_help_, '.help', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_ac_, 'ac', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_music_, 'music', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_dance_, 'dance', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_dance_, 'nach', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_dance_, 'naach', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])
register_command_handler(handler_lights_, 'lights', ['new'], 0, '', '', [''])